The Genie Game

The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex.

Person1: I wish for riches
Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...mwahaha
I wish.....

etc
I'll start it

I wish i wasn't lazy

Wish granted but your too fat to stand up :3

I wish I had a ferrari

Wish Granted but your broke and cannot fill in gas

I wish I could have pamela anderson

Wish granted but she breaks up with you

I wish I had a pet dinosaur :3

Granted, but the pet dinosaur ate you. NOW YOU CAN'T MAKE ANYMORE WISHES ^_^

I wish I had access to flame alchemy

Wish granted but you burn down your house

I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates

Wish granted but you go broke by betting that Kland wins POCL

I wish I can be as fast as usain bolt

Wish granted but you became paralyzed in a car accident

I wish Kland was good at PO

Wish granted but now your banned on PO

I wish I have a ton of pizza.

Wish granted but you get too fat to move

I wish I had super fast internet

Wish granted but you get arrested for doing illegal things and put in jail in a far away island

I wish I get Owners

Granted but your internet is too fast for your computer so your computers hardrive cannot compute any of the data fast enough and due to the effort it ends up exploding ^_^

I wish I had a life limited supply of completely pure Orange Juice that had no impurities what so ever,.

Meh wrote:

I wish I had a life limited supply of completely pure Orange Juice that had no impurities what so ever,.

Wish granted but "you are what you eat" so after a short while you begin to turn orange and resemble an oompa loompa, and subsequently get forced into a life of slavery and poor living conditions just to make some fat white kids some chocolate.

I wish I had some chocolate.

^ LO!L'ed Falcon, nice one

Wish Granted but your Chocolate makes you fat and you inflate like a Baloon and Explode.

I wish I had a Ducati

Wish granted but both wheel pop just as you get home and no garage sells any anywhere in you country

I wish I had an oompa loompa

Wish granted but you're locked in a dirty room at the Chocolate Factory. D:

I wish Shedinja has higher HP

Wish granted but it loses wonder gaurd

I wish Marowak had more speed

Luigypwns wrote:

I wish Marowak had more speed

Wish granted but then you get donked by it multiple times on the ladder and lose all your points. Then the rest of Xclusive lol at your pitiful ranking and make numerous jokes about your mother, and for the rest of your days you are forced to hang your head in shame, simply hiding in the back alleys of PO, eeking a pitiful existence on the ladder with a Choice Band Luvdisc.

I wish my hayfever would fuck off.

Wish granted but you had Brain and Lung Cancer.

I wish I wished something.

Jk.

I wished Rayquaza was color black

Wish granted but it steals all of your money and runs away

I wish Darklight sucked less

Wish Granted but sucking became fashion and Darklight became the only person who didn't suck

I Wish I had Alex Mercer didn't die in Prototype 2

Wish Granted but the faggot becomes retarded and decides to Spend his life Cuddling ponies.

I wish Xclus Chatots Chelsea Chatots win POCL

Wish granted but they got disqualified after a drug test

I wish I was a super genius

heh shiny rayquaza is actually black... (assuming this wasnt a jk or anything D:)

That's the joke.jpg



^How can that not be fking awesome.

Anyways Luigy,

But then being dumb became fashion and you started feeling left alone and commited suicide.

I Wish I had all of Goku's powers from Dbz.