The Genie Game

Wish granted but you trip over a pebble and hit your head turning you into a vegetable

I wish I had all of Naruto's skills from well Naruto

But then you trip over a stone and hit your head turning into a vegetable.

I wish everyone including me stopped tripping over stones and turning into vegetables.

Wish granted but then you trip over the pavement and break an arm

I wish I'd had more sleep in the past week

Wish granted but your house burned out.

I wish Pokemon really exists.

Wish granted but arceus destroys the world.

I wish arceus wouldnt destroy the world.


(inb4 darkrai destroys the wrold!!!! Or I die)

Wish granted but you get pwned by Whitney's Miltank

I wish Firer would stop using hacks to beat me in gym battles since he clearly can't beat me otherwise

Wish granted but Firer defeated you 20 times even without hacks

I wish Klinklang had a more creative name.

Wish granted but it gets a psychic ice type with slow start.


I wish i would have less school.

Wish granted but you cant count 1 to 10

I wish I have 50 pokedollars.

wish granted but you get banned from the forum for unknown reasons

I wish Dzi would stop forcing poor squirtles into costumes

Wish Granted (gonna change it later.) but you got raped by a dog.


I wish everybody knows the SEA > ISGME despite fail tour.

Wish granted but everybody knows ISGME>all after they see us in action again

I wish Dzi wouldn't make exagerated wishes

Wish granted but you died coz i want to.

I wish everybody knows that Vanillish is the best thing that ever happened on Pokemon.

Wish granted but then along came Garbodor

I wish Someone bought me at the auction of the POCL

(Same here ) Wish granted but your team loses due to me not being in it

I wish everybody would admit just how much better Charizard is compared to every other Pokemon

Sludgee_Dzi wrote:

Wish Granted (gonna change it later.) but you got raped by a dog.


I wish everybody knows the SEA > ISGME despite fail tour.

Please make the 'wish granted thing' relevant pls =.=





Granted however after that they also admit that they were joking and Charizard is not actually better compared to every other pokemon.

I wish that I have a gun and no NEGATIVE side effects will take place from this wish. (Take that... falcon i want to see how you come up with this)

Wish granted but you helplessly fall in love with it and never get married, instead spending the rest of your days shoving it up your butt and making sweet, sweet love. What a happy ending.

I wish I could actually think of something to wish for.

Wish granted but you get analy raped by a rhino

I wish that I knew what I missed in the time that I was gone

Wish Granted but you fap over 9000 times a day and die

I wish I had a Lamborghini

Luigypwns wrote:

Wish granted but you get analy raped by a rhino

I wish that I knew what I missed in the time that I was gone

Irrelevant wishes, what a lack of skill =.=

At least falcon's one is actually possible(due to it being wisher's fault and complying with the wish)





Nexus your lamborghini exploded

I wish that I can turn invisible at will(hah i can become invisible and normal by just thinking about it) and anything that I wish to become invisible will also do so, as long as it is within a 0.2 meter radius from me(hah my clothes), and this effect will not detract from my normal bodily functions(hah i work perfectly the same as normal).


Falcon take that >

Wish granted but you still have a gun up your butt. Just don't sit on the trigger.

I wish I had a proper fucking router instead of this temperamental PoS

Wish granted. You now fuck your router


also I am going to use that invisibility wish if i ever see a genie, watertight(i hope).



I wish the whole world has guns up their butts

Wish Granted but 50 percent of the worlds humans died from being dumb enough to pull the trigger

I wish that I owned a mansion

Zac Flare wrote:

Wish Granted but 50 percent of the worlds humans died from being dumb enough to pull the trigger

I wish that I owned a mansion

Wish granted but you shove it up your butt. You kinky beast.

I wish CALLOUS won't hax me in this weeks POCL

Wish granted but he uses SubCM Raikou instead.

Wish ZodiaK will give me my birthday Stripper already